> at 00:00am Jan 01 2000
         ___    ___    __  __     ___  ___   ___    ___  
        / _ \  / _ \   \ \ \ \   |__ \|__ \ / _ \  / _ \ 
       | | | || | | |   \ \ \ \    / /  / /| | | || | | |
       | |_| || |_| |   / / / /   |_|  |_| | |_| || |_| |
        \___/  \___/   /_/ /_/    (_)  (_)  \___/  \___/ 

"Let's try to send an email at just midnight to see if we're still alive."  
"Essayons donc d'envoyer un mail a minuit precise pour voir si on est
encore vivant."

> date
bash: date: command not found

"... huh..."
"... hum..."

> /bin/date
 _       ______  ______        ________     _____  _____     ___    _
  )  ____)    /  \    (__    __)      (_   |    /  \    |    \  |  | 
 (  (___     /    \      |  |           |  |   /    \   |  |\ \ |  | 
  \___  \   /  ()  \     |  |        _  |  |  /  ()  \  |  | \ \|  | 
  ____)  ) |   __   |    |  |       ( |_|  | |   __   | |  |  \    | 
 (      (__|  (__)  |____|  |________\    /__|  (__)  |_|  |___\   |_

 __   ____     ________   _____   _________   _____   _________   _____  ___
  /   \  /_   |       /   \   /   \   _   /   \   /   \   _   /   \   /  \  
 |     |   |  |      |     | |     | (_) |     | |     | (_) |     | |    | 
 |     |   |  |      |     | |     |  _  |     | |     |  _  |     | |    | 
 |     |  _|  |_     |     | |     | (_) |     | |     | (_) |     | |    | 
 _\   /__(      )_____\   /___\   /_______\   /___\   /_______\   /___\  /__

           _        ___        _______    ______   _____   _____   ___
 |        | \    ___) (__    __)     / _  \    /   \   /   \   /   \  
 |  |\/|  |  |  (__      |  |       (_/ )  )  |     | |     | |     | 
 |  |  |  |  |   __)     |  |          /  /   |     | |     | |     | 
 |  |  |  |  |  (___     |  |         /  /__  |     | |     | |     | 
 |  |__|  |_/       )____|  |________(      )__\   /___\   /___\   /__


"... ?! Y2K bug?"
"... ?! le bug de l'an 2000 ?"

> set reverseasciivideo=true
> date
   _________          __         ____.                 _______    ____ 
  /   _____/_____   _/  |_      |    |_____     ____   \   _  \  /_   |
  \_____  \ \__  \  \   __\     |    |\__  \   /    \  /  /_\  \  |   |
  /        \ / __ \_ |  |   /\__|    | / __ \_|   |  \ \  \_/   \ |   |
 /_______  /(____  / |__|   \________|(____  /|___|  /  \_____  / |___|
         \/      \/                        \/      \/         \/       

 _______   _______       _______   _______       _______   _______   
 \   _  \  \   _  \   /\ \   _  \  \   _  \   /\ \   _  \  \   _  \  
 /  /_\  \ /  /_\  \  \/ /  /_\  \ /  /_\  \  \/ /  /_\  \ /  /_\  \ 
 \  \_/   \\  \_/   \ /\ \  \_/   \\  \_/   \ /\ \  \_/   \\  \_/   \
  \_____  / \_____  / \/  \_____  / \_____  / \/  \_____  / \_____  /
        \/        \/            \/        \/            \/        \/ 

    _____   ______________________ ________  _______   _______   _______   
   /     \  \_   _____/\__    ___/ \_____  \ \   _  \  \   _  \  \   _  \  
  /  \ /  \  |    __)_   |    |     /  ____/ /  /_\  \ /  /_\  \ /  /_\  \ 
 /    Y    \ |        \  |    |    /       \ \  \_/   \\  \_/   \\  \_/   \
 \____|__  //_______  /  |____|    \_______ \ \_____  / \_____  / \_____  /
         \/         \/                     \/       \/        \/        \/ 

"Yeah! It works. Alive and kicking!  All my best wishes for the new year
to you, your family and your friends. Have a nice millennium."

"Ouaih ! Ca marche. Ca marche meme du tonnerre ! Tous mes meilleurs voeux a
vous, votre famille et vos amis. Je vous souhaite un tres bon millenium."

Benoît Rigaut %^)